- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

You should read the Terms of Service.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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