If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Racial Equality

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Hello penis

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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