- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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