- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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