Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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White men's rights

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Joesph Triphook.

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What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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