- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Knock, knock. Come in.

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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