Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

boobs!

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

fish fishy caoimhin

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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