- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

why did the man die? he was shot

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??