- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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