What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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Skinny people fart less.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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