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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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