Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

THE GAME

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Anti Joke

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