how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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