- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

The cream, it is coming

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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