- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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