- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

knock knock Goodbye

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Waffles ate my grandma

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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