- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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