- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

My dog barks when someones at the door.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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