A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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Granny porn!

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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