What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Who is it?

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

women's rights.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Okay.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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