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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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