Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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haha

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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