What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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