- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Its true, he didnt write that!!

oh hey.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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