When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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