- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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