What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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