- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Why so serious ?

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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