- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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