Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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ejaculation JLR

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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