- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

this website is a bad joke

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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