- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

this website is a bad joke

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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