Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Who is it?

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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