- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Men's rights

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Balls

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Do the roar!

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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