- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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