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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

seek beauty

Jewwy Jewstein

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Donald Trump

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

You wanna see something really scary?

A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

burn baby burn your nanas burning

2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

An man walks to a bra

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Ps. I am getting green thumbs, which is weird, I never even expected for anyone to even bother to read my fucking long comments,but then again... As my wife said, " I am not pissed at the fact that members of my movement dont depend too much of my advice in order to get along in life for nothing". True, while horsehead network might mock me, and my "blood family hate and/or fear me" It takes only a look into my wife`s eyes to feel like a God... All while I got many thousand members of Neronism worldwide waiting for me to cope with my past so they can worship me (which pisses me off, it was never my intention, I give them life advice on how to shape their own life, not on how to cling to me). Nero: Neronism, look it up, join me, stop looking for the answers in religion, but stand up for yourself and realize that there is no reason to wait for life after death, when we together, can create heaven on earth. Yes esteemed members, I am back on my feet, and I am wearing my ortopedic arm made of steel again, consider it symbolism. Its free btw, your money is worthless to me, if you choose to see life for what it is in the eyes of a true human being, then you on the other hand, are worth as much as I am... What I am worth is something I will leave up to your opinion, because sure as fuck if I dont consider myself better than people most already. Its time to push forward again, led by a fist of steel.

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