- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

A American seeking into mexico

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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