- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Chris is hairy

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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