- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You were born.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

What would u like to drink?

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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