Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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