- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Charlie Sheen is winning

What do black people eat? Food.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

batman farted so hes retarded

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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