- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

G:nock nock B:come in!

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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