A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Rebecca Black

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Trump will make America great again.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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