Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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