- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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