what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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Well... My reputation is still kinda exaggerated apparently. What you experienced is called astral projection, some people claim it is the same as lucid dreaming, I beg to differ, the difference is vast. You basically just admitted that people believe much more in you, than you believe in yourself, without believing hypnosis does not work, people are like "bah its just suggestions", its true, but underestimating the power of suggestions is a pretty bad call.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Why can't february march Because april may

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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I'm HIV positive.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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