A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

Ring Ring Hello? Click

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Charlie Sheen is winning

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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