Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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