nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Your so gay, that you like men!

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

A women left the kitchen.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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