YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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