- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar owch

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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