- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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