- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Everybody will die

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Logan's gay

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

I? Everett

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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