What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

This is a joke.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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