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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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