- Anti Joke

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

Anti Joke

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The Anti Joke Book

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease