- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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