- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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