- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

So, this joke isn't funny.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Roses are red.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Womans baksetball...

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Women's rights.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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