- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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