- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Click here to end the world.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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