- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Black people in Camden NJ.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

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