Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

What is the difference?

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Feminism.

I have a horse.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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