- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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