- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

How do you make the general public confused? ...

You're so sweet I have diabetes

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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