Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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