A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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