- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

an american walks out of a strip club.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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