An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Who wants water? I do.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

pobody's nerfect

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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