A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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Womans baksetball...

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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