What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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http://www.booksie.com/declan_mckimm

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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WNBA

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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