What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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