- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

WILLYS

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

9/11

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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