The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

What comes after Friday? A ?.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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