- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Click here to end the world.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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