- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What is your name? My name is Jeff

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Donald Trump.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Caramel Boing.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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