Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well...here's how it went. It was a rainy Sunday evening. Seven felt like he wasn't cared for and unneeded. Two and Four tried talking to him, but that might have set him off. I just left a deli with my friend Three, and as soon as we leave, I see Seven, with a 45 to his head speeding down the alley. Causing mass commotion, he careens to the right a split second before hitting pedestrians. At the sight of that, I knew he was still in control. I call him on my smartphone and tell him to "Relax, park, and I'll meet you in a minute." I run up the side of the pickup, and lean in on the window. He pulls it down and I tell him that it isn't over, and that we DO care for him. One, Five, and Ten were run over though. Oh, and Seven ate Nine too. He was depressed when he did it.

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A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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