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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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