Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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fish fishy caoimhin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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