Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

batman farted so hes retarded

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What do black people eat? Food.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

The New York Giants

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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