- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Sixty... eight

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What's your blood type? Red.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

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