nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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