- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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