- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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