- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Cancer.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

3021 North Broadway Avenue

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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