- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Cancer.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

hi penis ham telephone

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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