- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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