- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

You know what's natural? Bears.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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