- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

What's red and has wheels? A red car

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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