- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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