why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

And you honored it I see :P

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Im gay What about you

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Knock knock Fuck off!

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

im @ work, LOL.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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