Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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Rebecca Black

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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Trump will make America great again.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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