- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

I'm hungry.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Male leadership.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Jovan

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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