- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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