- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

tea with milk?

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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