Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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