- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Rebecca Black

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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